John Lennon said life is what happens while you are busy doing other less interesting shit. With that in mind, instead of wasting your limited time on earth sitting around doing f#@k all, here are ten things to do while some other shit is happening that is of no interest to you.

With the Freedoodle World Cup only 9 months away, the MICKEY begins the search for the ultimate freedoodler to represent the MICKEY.

Jazz hands high fives all round!!

Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs (HON), the most overused triangle since the pyramids, is a firm favourite of jazz hand strategists and cultural visionaries across the world. Build your own HON and nail the key elements of your life you feel you need to achieve to get to that all-important top segment.

Caught in two minds about whether you should go purchase an extra thick Oreo cookie milkshake with cream on top to throw at a Fascist? Use the MICKEY’s handy cut-out-and-keep Fascist Milkshake Throwing Decision Tree (FMTDT) to help you quickly make the correct decision.

Ten things to do while...Nigel Farage becomes a working class hero

Some people are just unlucky. They spend years training to be the best at their job, but then have to ask someone else to do it for them if they are in need of their own services. Very frustrating! 
We only got to nine - can you think of any others?

After a stressful day worrying about the coming geopolitical, economic and environmental meltdown, why not come home to a nice bit of Calm C#@t Colouring. Proven to reduce tension, stress, and anxiety, this is exactly the kind of mindfulness exercise you have been looking for. All of our c#@ts have been scientifically verified, so settle down in your favourite chair, get your colouring pens out, and start feeling calm!

You’ve not got time for that shit you just scribbled down so do yourself a favour and live in the damn moment. Follow these instructions and watch as your dreams float away on the thermoclines of reality.

A vision statement is a powerful thing. It gives you a lighthouse to aim for in a foggy sea of monotony...or some shit like that. Let’s be honest, as a tool it’s over-used, verbose and paraded out like a former soap star in a pantomime. So we decided to give it one last hurrah, one final push over the top by creating the longest vision statement in the world (we are in contact with the guinness people as we speak). This is ours. Think you can do better? Give it a go.

John Lennon said life is what happens while you are busy doing other less interesting shit. With that in mind, instead of wasting your limited time on earth sitting around doing f#@k all, here are ten things to do while some other shit is happening that is of no interest to you.

Easily and effectively plot your vision using this handy MICKEY vision matrix. 100% guaranteed to make sure you are always in the brilliant top right corner and never in the nasty bottom left corner. As simple as filling out your future vision and off you go - success is but a step away!

John Lennon said life is what happens while you are busy doing other less interesting shit. With that in mind, instead of wasting your limited time on earth sitting around doing f#@k all, here are ten things to do while some other shit is happening that is of no interest to you.