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      <image:title>Articles - Director General Quarterly Trends: Trends of Trends - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Articles - Director General Quarterly Trends: Trends of Trends - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Articles - Director General Quarterly Trends: Trends of Trends - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/articles-1/transformation-interview-with-maz-ceo-of-perfict-chicken</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-03-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Articles - Transformation Interview with Maz, CEO of Perfict Chicken - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/articles-1/dg-rants-oh-the-horses-the-horses</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-03-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Articles - DG RANTS: Oh the horses, the horses - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Articles - DG RANTS: Oh the horses, the horses - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/articles-1/transformation-interview-with-darren-a-budding-estate-agent-from-wtf-property</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
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    <lastmod>2022-03-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Articles - Transformation Interview with Darren, a budding estate agent from WTF PROPERTY - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/articles-1/end-of-the-world-new-product-development-team-brexit</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-03-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Articles - End of the World New Product Development Team: Brexit - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Articles - End of the World New Product Development Team: Brexit - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Articles - End of the World New Product Development Team: Brexit - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Articles - End of the World New Product Development Team: Brexit - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/articles-1/director-general-quarterly-trends</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
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    <lastmod>2022-03-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Articles - Director General Quarterly Trends: 9 Must-Have Agency Artefacts - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Occasional office dog called Tony to soothe underpaid, overworked staff between bi-monthly ‘pizza parties’.  Features on the company Instagram in the only posts that get more than 4 likes, and is ‘hilariously’ included on the Leadership Team web page.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Articles - Director General Quarterly Trends: 9 Must-Have Agency Artefacts - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646658556164-2RH6Q125XLP1QQCA2BGV/Beer-tap</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Director General Quarterly Trends: 9 Must-Have Agency Artefacts - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Beer tap that’s never connected and has mould in the lines but useful when clients are in to show them of how to do company culture.  Clients always love how a couple of free beers on a Friday night can make up for the slave wages and 100 hour weeks.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Articles - Director General Quarterly Trends: 9 Must-Have Agency Artefacts - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A pile of industry magazines, design-principle coffee-table books and hefty strategy manuals meticulously strewn around the place. Don’t worry, no one has read them as they are too busy reading MailOnline on the shitter,  trying to get over last night’s escalation at Bario.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Articles - Director General Quarterly Trends: 9 Must-Have Agency Artefacts - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Paid for awards spilling off every surface because agencies know how to give a good industry reacharound and are a nice reminder to senior management that it pays to disregard your customer and make ads for coked-up European panels.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Articles - Director General Quarterly Trends: 9 Must-Have Agency Artefacts - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Shit graffiti wall with ‘inspirational’ mantras on it, like ‘Curious mind, Courageous heart, Selfless drive.’ Painted over in magnolia as soon as the agency sells to WPP.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Articles - Director General Quarterly Trends: 9 Must-Have Agency Artefacts - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Vintage boxing gloves hanging on a wall that signify the faux fight of the agency trying to do good in a tough and complex world. A handy alert of the complete lack of original ideas in the agency. The boss also puts them on sometimes ‘for a laugh’. Nobody laughs.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Articles - Director General Quarterly Trends: 9 Must-Have Agency Artefacts - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Vintage typewriter on a shelf because analog is where it is at and books written in the old times are really  awesome -  plus the agency creates micro pop-up banner ads for mobile browsers just like Hemingway.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Articles - Director General Quarterly Trends: 9 Must-Have Agency Artefacts - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Table tennis table with one bat  and an angry post-it note on it asking you not to use it as people are trying to work. Also used for ‘awesomely cool’ ideation meetings and as a ‘lunch &amp; learn’ pizza table.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646658340739-4CSJ2G5BLC0PWJRFKO7U/Expensive-elaborately-designed-sofas</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Director General Quarterly Trends: 9 Must-Have Agency Artefacts - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Expensive elaborately designed sofas that are uncomfortable as f#@k to actually sit on but convey the kind of future thinking form over function vibe the agency is known for. Usually have food stains on them.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/articles-1/the-mickeys-resident-business-uncle-jamil-qureshi-helps-helen-with-her-dying-organisational-culture</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-03-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Articles - The MICKEY’s resident business uncle, Jamil Qureshi, helps Helen with her dying organisational culture - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Articles - The MICKEY’s resident business uncle, Jamil Qureshi, helps Helen with her dying organisational culture - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/articles-1/dg-rants-skin-in-the-end-game</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-03-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Articles - DG Rants: Skin in the (End) Game - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646740901167-UY4WDM19G5C5LP236WJQ/DGrants.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - DG Rants: Skin in the (End) Game - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/articles-1/death-of-interruption-advertising</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-03-24</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646667344729-I7SV4MAU0VU4656WMHKF/Dashboard</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Death of interruption advertising - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Aug 2020 Brand advocates are suddenly worth their weight in gold (average weight of a brand advocate generally around 75 kilos – price of a kilo of gold is £31,535….you do the math!)</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646667301036-RQLR6PX564NPRPTSDHAN/Barrier</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Death of interruption advertising - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oct 2020 Brand storytelling in a fragmented augmented &amp; virtual world becomes the massive challenge</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646667469896-V0U4WJNKZMUXJSKQPCUC/Double+tick</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Death of interruption advertising - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jan 2023 ‘Parallel Partners’ (another term coined in Shoreditch  – every monkey has its day and writes a Shakespeare play, and this one is Shoreditch’s it seems) describing the way advertisers must become their customer’s life partner only nudging them towards products &amp; services in the right place at the right time in the right way  – goes viral and Harvard Town twins with Shoreditch in recognition of its awesomeness.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646667536717-F8TNNSF4U2A7E3C5S427/TV</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Death of interruption advertising - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>March 2023 Opt-in always-on partner advertiser brand experience moments become the only acceptable form of advertising. All other types of advertising are ignored and sometimes worse, are ridiculed and the creatives responsible are kidnapped by mobs and paraded in squares across the world and have their beards shaved off on live television.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646667546203-ABQBO9RG717QIBRS3X9E/Invisible</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Death of interruption advertising - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>July 2023 Advertising is now a parallel experiential world that brand advocates opt into for weeks at a time. All other advertising messages are blocked out through advertiser controlled preference settings on iContact lenses.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646667432890-ZAYT7A1F3W30SEKE8ZD4/Filter</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Death of interruption advertising - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>April 2022 Finally, after more than 100 years of using the marketing funnel the wrong way up (because men don’t read instructions) – the funnel is finally inverted meaning marketeers begin to spend more money on creating advocates out of current customers than trying to carpet-bomb disinterested consumers with messaging while they look down at their phones!</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646667585984-V3ZODQM5ERZUYKOHEALA/User</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Death of interruption advertising - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jan 2024 Advertising finally returns to its local  1 to 1 relationship marketing roots – Mom and Pop become the new Creative Heads of the World Advertising Agency (WAA)…</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646667599303-H1CL21MIVKM1W9IEGDMQ/Restart</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Death of interruption advertising - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>April 2025 The world as we know it no longer exists. And no one f#@king cares about advertising as they spend most of their time queuing for food. But branding does return to its roots as people start to get logos burnt on to their skin to indicate their continued allegiance to the brands of the past that caused the end of the world by selling us shit we didn’t need. Amen.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646667452345-YVXV3MYKVQJMRY7AQPC1/Light+bolt</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Death of interruption advertising - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sept 2022 ‘Moment marketing’ – a phrase coined in Shoreditch to describe how advertisers need to use data to only advertise at the right moment at the right time in the right place  –  becomes the new buzz word across the world and Harvard immediately sets up an online YouTube Masters degree in the subject.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646667285170-5GV2Y8IDVPL3CMHHUKMK/Skull</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Death of interruption advertising - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>April 2020 Mono-channel interruption advertising dies! (sniff sniff – some bearded people cry but most don’t notice)</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646667417808-AM6WI70JSNCFKKWOWXW1/Satellite+Antenna</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Death of interruption advertising - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dec 2021 Awareness through Amplification of Activation is the bomb! and is found written on many Shoreditch pub toilet walls (sometimes including a mobile number that no-one has ever called).</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646667328694-RXL5QDDJNC9ZSVO79HGA/Map</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Death of interruption advertising - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>June 2020 Multi-platform virtual brand narrative experiences are the answer and become the norm</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/articles-1/transformation-interview-with-les-from-betgreg</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-03-23</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646673087445-GA1RLTUE4IAMT48FDBNO/42ABB-London-Edits.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Articles - Transformation Interview with Les from BetGreg - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/games-1</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-03-17</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/games-1/tttdw-trump-chokes-on-a-burger</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-03-24</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1647963493630-4VT8ES398Q2Q8AR0MN69/trump.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Games - Ten Things To Do While…Trump chokes on a cheeseburger - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/games-1/free-doodle-world-cup</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-03-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646764656958-H7UVKSNLHT9P5HKHNSOY/free-doodle-world-cup-nigel-farage</image:loc>
      <image:title>Games - Free Doodle World Cup - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1646764568759-X71Y6FMFWG1VVOMB0XVD/free-doodle-world-cup</image:loc>
      <image:title>Games - Free Doodle World Cup - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/games-1/jazz-hands-bingo</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-03-24</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/61956fd83be9ef0312c68492/1647339905740-XOL1EG0PKJ4UZM3R6NOC/Jazz-Hands-Bingo+%281%29.gif</image:loc>
      <image:title>Games - Jazz Hands Bingo - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/games-1/the-mickeys-milkshake-throwing-decision-tree</loc>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/games-1/ten-things-to-do-whilenigel-farage-becomes-a-working-class-hero</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-03-17</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.themickey.club/games-1/ten-jobs-you-cant-do-on-yourself</loc>
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      <image:caption>8. Optometry</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-03-24</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2022-03-24</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2022-03-24</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2022-03-28</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2022-03-24</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Letter from the editor We set out to create an alternative to the rather corporate, stale and pompous creative industry mags already out there through a heady mix of in-depth industry piss-taking and original funny stuff that we think will make you laugh. Life’s too short for bullshit, so let’s work together to drive it back up the arses of the bullshitters and keep it up there for good. We include games and exercises to help you de-bullshit your life.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Build your own hierarchy of needs Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs (HON), the most overused triangle since the pyramids, is a firm favourite of jazz hand strategists and cultural visionaries across the world. Build your own HON and nail the key elements of your life you feel you need to achieve to get to that all-important top segment.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>End of the world new product Team: Nuclear Winter This week, the team’s gone nuclear, tackling all things apocalyptic. It finally happened. We’re not going to dwell on why or when or who said what about who’s mother / mental capacity, but the long and short of it is Trump pressed the button...and then so did Kim, then Vlad and so on...I know, just as we were getting out of regular winter we now have to contend with a nuclear winter. Still, you know what they say? In every crisis, there’s an opportunity. So let’s take a look at our top three.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ten jobs you can't do on yourself Some people are just unlucky. They spend years training to be the best at their job, but then have to ask someone else to do it for them if they are in need of their own services. Very frustrating!  We only got to nine - can you think of any others?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Director General Quarterly Trends: 9 Must-Have Agency Artefacts Once every three months, we pull DG from the boot of his Jag Shirley, to give us his quarterly low down on the hottest trends around. This quarter he turns his sights on the trends in the all-important agency paraphernalia market. The DG shares his 9 must-have agency artefacts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ten things to do while...Trump chokes on a cheeseburger John Lennon said life is what happens while you are busy doing other less interesting shit. With that in mind, instead of wasting your limited time on earth sitting around doing f#@k all, here are ten things to do while some other shit is happening that is of no interest to you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shit on it "Many people in the communications business instinctively fear that they have been accessories to the crimes committed by big business against our planet. Our success in stimulating demand for products and services has contributed to overconsumption, resource depletion, species decline, pollution and climate change.”- Jon Steel, Group Planning Director, WPP</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>End of the World New Product Development Team: Brexit Brexshit is here with a no-deal knuckle duster. But fear not, the NPD team has been sweating hot new ideas like an August holidaymaker in a Spanish Beach port-a-loo and has ideated some cracking new products to help you get through the worst of it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The secret diary of an ecd This diary chronicles the emotional dialogue of a giant of industry, known only to us as the ECD. Any views expressed within this diary belong to him/her, and him/her alone. As such we’ve decided to protect their identity so as not to restrict their creative spirit. This week, our beloved ECD has had enough of meetings and the day to day of work, and is eyeing up a trip to a Buddhist retreat where he is sure a new award-winning idea will manifest itself.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The MICKEY’s resident business uncle, Jamil Qureshi, helps Helen with her dying organisational culture Helen, CEO of a large multinational with over 50,000 employees and offices in 45 countries reaches out to our business uncle. From the outside, they look like your archetypal successful corporation with a strong brand, a product customers love, and extremely happy shareholders. But inside, they are dying. Jamil shares his top tips to ensure they will still be around in 10 years' time.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>End of the world new product Team: Zombie Apocalypse No one understands how we got here, but the fact is that Zombies are real and are knocking on our office windows as we try to get some real ideation work done. Very distracting. Anyhow, we’ve come up with our top 3 new products which we think will really help.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The LA weed experience by Cosmo Soave-Smith Cosmo is in LA to experience the legal weed buying experience so you don’t have to.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ten things to do while...you wait for your food rations book John Lennon said life is what happens while you are busy doing other less interesting shit. With that in mind, instead of wasting your limited time on earth sitting around doing f#@k all, here are ten things to do while some other shit is happening that is of no interest to you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Director General Quarterly Trends: 7 key agency types Once every three months, we pull DG from the boot of his Jag Shirley, to give us his quarterly low down on the hottest trends around. This quarter he turns his sights on the trends in the agency. The DG is breaking down the 7 key agency types.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Free doodle world cup With the Freedoodle World Cup only 9 months away, the MICKEY begins the search for the ultimate freedoodler to represent the MICKEY.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The secret diary of an ecd This diary chronicles the emotional dialogue of a giant of industry, known only to us as the ECD. Any views expressed within this diary belong to him/her, and him/her alone. As such we’ve decided to protect their identity so as not to restrict their creative spirit. This week, our beloved ECD is contemplating the very essence of professional nomenclature in an attempt to clarify the job title, once and for all.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>TRANSFORMATION INTERVIEW WITH MAZ, CEO OF PERFICT CHICKEN Maz, CEO of Perfict Chicken, muses on chicken shop tech trends and the impact of vegetarianism on fried chicken.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nose picking across the ages Go on...pick your favourite!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DG RANTS: Oh the horses, the horses The MICKEY’S Director General (DG) has something to say about banks and their shit brand purpose advertising.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your Vision Statement goes here A vision statement is a powerful thing. It gives you a lighthouse to aim for in a foggy sea of monotony...or some shit like that. Let’s be honest, as a tool it’s over-used, verbose and paraded out like a former soap star in a pantomime. So we decided to give it one last hurrah, one final push over the top by creating the longest vision statement in the world (we are in contact with the guinness people as we speak). This is ours. Think you can do better? Give it a go.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Memory foam by Cosmo Soave-Smith Cosmo Soave-Smith spends a year testing out mattresses in order to save humanity.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Director General Quarterly Trends: Trends of Trends Once every three months, we pull DG from the boot of his Jag Shirley, to give us his quarterly low down on the hottest trends around. This quarter the DG is breaking down the trends of trends.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Agency Robot: what does success look like How is that a successful project?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What the F#@k is going on The three horsemen of macro flux have arrived. Geopolitical, economic and environmental change have coincided beautifully to create what many philosophers of our time have called ‘a major clusterfuck of shit’. Some days it feels like 1939, and others like 2049. A fascist past combined with a dystopian future to create a truly bullshit present.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sorry guys, I can't help you here Dave Trott is a creative director, copywriter, and author. Trott studied at the Pratt Institute in New York City, majoring in advertising before going on to found the advertising agencies Gold Greenlees Trott, Bainsfair Sharkey Trott and Walsh Trott Chick Smith. In 2004 he was given the D&amp;AD President’s Award for lifetime achievement in advertising.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The MICKEY Vision Matrix Easily and effectively plot your vision using this handy MICKEY vision matrix. 100% guaranteed to make sure you are always in the brilliant top right corner and never in the nasty bottom left corner. As simple as filling out your future vision and off you go - success is but a step away!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Calm C#@T Colouring After a stressful day worrying about the coming geopolitical, economic and environmental meltdown, why not come home to a nice bit of Calm C#@t Colouring. Proven to reduce tension, stress, and anxiety, this is exactly the kind of mindfulness exercise you have been looking for. All of our c#@ts have been scientifically verified, so settle down in your favourite chair, get your colouring pens out, and start feeling calm!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ten things to do while...Katie Hopkins waves for help from shark-infested waters John Lennon said life is what happens while you are busy doing other less interesting shit. With that in mind, instead of wasting your limited time on earth sitting around doing f#@k all, here are ten things to do while some other shit is happening that is of no interest to you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Agency Robot: Technical Marketing Shut up and build us a pretty website.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Future Plastic is an FSC commission by the urban watercolourist @TomNewmanStreetArt. The commission was for two watercolours of Peckham in 2040, when the oil companies such as GAAC Corp (Growth At All Costs Corporation) have won their battle to make plastic accepted by society as a good thing, rather than the polluting evil we see it as today.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You do not need any musical ability to play this game but a keen nose for bullshit could be an advantage Jazz hands high fives all round!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Peak Digital &amp; The Death of the Death of the Physical Is digital going to destroy the sensuousness of our physical world by replacing many of our loved physical objects with ageless digital substitutes?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now that’s out of the way it’s time that we reintroduce you to the stark truth that is life You’ve not got time for that shit you just scribbled down so do yourself a favour and live in the damn moment. Follow these instructions and watch as your dreams float away on the thermoclines of reality.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Agency Robot: Timesheets Would you like me to complete the rest of the week?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Transformation Interview with Darren, a budding estate agent from WTF PROPERTY Darren tells Cosmo Soave-Smith about the nightmare of a big bunch of keys, and why tech like VR will mean everything will be self-serve and he can just stay in the office pissing about on the internet with Gary.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The MICKEY’s resident business uncle, Jamil Qureshi, helps Ronda with millionarnials A successful and proud 100-year-old business struggles with 'the kids' (those customers and employees in their 40s and below) - or, as some call them the millionarnials.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shit Dad gives advice on the plight of refugees...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ten jobs you can't do on yourself Some people are just unlucky. They spend years training to be the best at their job, but then have to ask someone else to do it for them if they are in need of their own services. Very frustrating!  We only got to nine - can you think of any others?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The MICKEY’s milkshake throwing decision tree Caught in two minds about whether you should go purchase an extra thick Oreo cookie milkshake with cream on top to throw at a Fascist? Use the MICKEY’s handy cut-out-and-keep Fascist Milkshake Throwing Decision Tree (FMTDT) to help you quickly make the correct decision.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>GAMES</image:title>
      <image:caption>Build your own hierarchy of needs Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs (HON), the most overused triangle since the pyramids, is a firm favourite of jazz hand strategists and cultural visionaries across the world. Build your own HON and nail the key elements of your life you feel you need to achieve to get to that all-important top segment.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ten things to do while...Trump chokes on a cheeseburger John Lennon said life is what happens while you are busy doing other less interesting shit. With that in mind, instead of wasting your limited time on earth sitting around doing f#@k all, here are ten things to do while some other shit is happening that is of no interest to you.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>GAMES</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ten things to do while...you wait for your food rations book John Lennon said life is what happens while you are busy doing other less interesting shit. With that in mind, instead of wasting your limited time on earth sitting around doing f#@k all, here are ten things to do while some other shit is happening that is of no interest to you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ten things to do while...Nigel Farage becomes a working class hero</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Free doodle world cup With the Freedoodle World Cup only 9 months away, the MICKEY begins the search for the ultimate freedoodler to represent the MICKEY.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your Vision Statement goes here A vision statement is a powerful thing. It gives you a lighthouse to aim for in a foggy sea of monotony...or some shit like that. Let’s be honest, as a tool it’s over-used, verbose and paraded out like a former soap star in a pantomime. So we decided to give it one last hurrah, one final push over the top by creating the longest vision statement in the world (we are in contact with the guinness people as we speak). This is ours. Think you can do better? Give it a go.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The MICKEY Vision Matrix Easily and effectively plot your vision using this handy MICKEY vision matrix. 100% guaranteed to make sure you are always in the brilliant top right corner and never in the nasty bottom left corner. As simple as filling out your future vision and off you go - success is but a step away!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Calm C#@T Colouring After a stressful day worrying about the coming geopolitical, economic and environmental meltdown, why not come home to a nice bit of Calm C#@t Colouring. Proven to reduce tension, stress, and anxiety, this is exactly the kind of mindfulness exercise you have been looking for. All of our c#@ts have been scientifically verified, so settle down in your favourite chair, get your colouring pens out, and start feeling calm!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>GAMES</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ten things to do while...Katie Hopkins waves for help from shark-infested waters John Lennon said life is what happens while you are busy doing other less interesting shit. With that in mind, instead of wasting your limited time on earth sitting around doing f#@k all, here are ten things to do while some other shit is happening that is of no interest to you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You do not need any musical ability to play this game but a keen nose for bullshit could be an advantage Jazz hands high fives all round!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now that’s out of the way it’s time that we reintroduce you to the stark truth that is life You’ve not got time for that shit you just scribbled down so do yourself a favour and live in the damn moment. Follow these instructions and watch as your dreams float away on the thermoclines of reality.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-03-29</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Letter from the editor We set out to create an alternative to the rather corporate, stale and pompous creative industry mags already out there through a heady mix of in-depth industry piss-taking and original funny stuff that we think will make you laugh. Life’s too short for bullshit, so let’s work together to drive it back up the arses of the bullshitters and keep it up there for good. We include games and exercises to help you de-bullshit your life.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>End of the World New Product Development Team: Brexit Brexshit is here with a no-deal knuckle duster. But fear not, the NPD team has been sweating hot new ideas like an August holidaymaker in a Spanish Beach port-a-loo and has ideated some cracking new products to help you get through the worst of it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Director General Quarterly Trends: 9 Must-Have Agency Artefacts Once every three months, we pull DG from the boot of his Jag Shirley, to give us his quarterly low down on the hottest trends around. This quarter he turns his sights on the trends in the all-important agency paraphernalia market. The DG shares his 9 must-have agency artefacts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HOW TECHNOLOGY MADE EVERYTHING FASTER, RUINED EVERYTHING...F#@K LITTLE MIX If things have gotten less faffy, and producing things have become faster, then why isn't there a ferocious stream of banging work coming at us from all directions? Cosmo Soave-Smith shares why technology has ruined everything.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Transformation Interview with Les from BetGreg Les, 52, manager at BetGreg in Bow, East London, tells Cosmo Soave-Smith about Big Barry’s toilet habits, how technology killed the old days, and the unseen consequences of the smoking ban…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Death of interruption advertising (&amp; the birth of opt-in always-on partner advertising brand experience moments)- a future history.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The secret diary of an ecd This diary chronicles the emotional dialogue of a giant of industry, known only to us as the ECD. Any views expressed within this diary belong to him/her, and him/her alone. As such we’ve decided to protect their identity so as not to restrict their creative spirit. This week, our beloved ECD has had enough of meetings and the day to day of work, and is eyeing up a trip to a Buddhist retreat where he is sure a new award-winning idea will manifest itself.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The MICKEY’s resident business uncle, Jamil Qureshi, helps Helen with her dying organisational culture Helen, CEO of a large multinational with over 50,000 employees and offices in 45 countries reaches out to our business uncle. From the outside, they look like your archetypal successful corporation with a strong brand, a product customers love, and extremely happy shareholders. But inside, they are dying. Jamil shares his top tips to ensure they will still be around in 10 years' time.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DG RANTS: Skin in the (end) game The MICKEY’S very own Director General (DG) rants about agencies that take no risks and put profits before standing up for what they believe in and the communities they represent. He also finds some interesting directors in the coming breakdown of society.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>End of the world new product Team: Zombie Apocalypse No one understands how we got here, but the fact is that Zombies are real and are knocking on our office windows as we try to get some real ideation work done. Very distracting. Anyhow, we’ve come up with our top 3 new products which we think will really help.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The LA weed experience by Cosmo Soave-Smith Cosmo is in LA to experience the legal weed buying experience so you don’t have to.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Director General Quarterly Trends: 7 key agency types Once every three months, we pull DG from the boot of his Jag Shirley, to give us his quarterly low down on the hottest trends around. This quarter he turns his sights on the trends in the agency. The DG is breaking down the 7 key agency types.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The secret diary of an ecd This diary chronicles the emotional dialogue of a giant of industry, known only to us as the ECD. Any views expressed within this diary belong to him/her, and him/her alone. As such we’ve decided to protect their identity so as not to restrict their creative spirit. This week, our beloved ECD is contemplating the very essence of professional nomenclature in an attempt to clarify the job title, once and for all.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>TRANSFORMATION INTERVIEW WITH MAZ, CEO OF PERFICT CHICKEN Maz, CEO of Perfict Chicken, muses on chicken shop tech trends and the impact of vegetarianism on fried chicken.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DG RANTS: Oh the horses, the horses The MICKEY’S Director General (DG) has something to say about banks and their shit brand purpose advertising.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Memory foam by Cosmo Soave-Smith Cosmo Soave-Smith spends a year testing out mattresses in order to save humanity.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Director General Quarterly Trends: Trends of Trends Once every three months, we pull DG from the boot of his Jag Shirley, to give us his quarterly low down on the hottest trends around. This quarter the DG is breaking down the trends of trends.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What the F#@k is going on The three horsemen of macro flux have arrived. Geopolitical, economic and environmental change have coincided beautifully to create what many philosophers of our time have called ‘a major clusterfuck of shit’. Some days it feels like 1939, and others like 2049. A fascist past combined with a dystopian future to create a truly bullshit present.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sorry guys, I can't help you here Dave Trott is a creative director, copywriter, and author. Trott studied at the Pratt Institute in New York City, majoring in advertising before going on to found the advertising agencies Gold Greenlees Trott, Bainsfair Sharkey Trott and Walsh Trott Chick Smith. In 2004 he was given the D&amp;AD President’s Award for lifetime achievement in advertising.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Peak Digital &amp; The Death of the Death of the Physical Is digital going to destroy the sensuousness of our physical world by replacing many of our loved physical objects with ageless digital substitutes?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Transformation Interview with Darren, a budding estate agent from WTF PROPERTY Darren tells Cosmo Soave-Smith about the nightmare of a big bunch of keys, and why tech like VR will mean everything will be self-serve and he can just stay in the office pissing about on the internet with Gary.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>End of the world new product Team: Nuclear Winter This week, the team’s gone nuclear, tackling all things apocalyptic. It finally happened. We’re not going to dwell on why or when or who said what about who’s mother / mental capacity, but the long and short of it is Trump pressed the button...and then so did Kim, then Vlad and so on...I know, just as we were getting out of regular winter we now have to contend with a nuclear winter. Still, you know what they say? In every crisis, there’s an opportunity. So let’s take a look at our top three.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The MICKEY’s resident business uncle, Jamil Qureshi, helps Ronda with millionarnials A successful and proud 100-year-old business struggles with 'the kids' (those customers and employees in their 40s and below) - or, as some call them the millionarnials.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-03-24</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Shit on it "Many people in the communications business instinctively fear that they have been accessories to the crimes committed by big business against our planet. Our success in stimulating demand for products and services has contributed to overconsumption, resource depletion, species decline, pollution and climate change.”- Jon Steel, Group Planning Director, WPP</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shit Dad gives advice on being gay...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CEO in the bubble does HR</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mike, middle-aged ruler of the world</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The DG stars in...#trendsemergency</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Internet ads for women</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What they say, what they hear</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CEO in the bubble does politics</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shit Dad gives advice on recycling...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thanos corporate downsizing</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CEO in the bubble does collaboration</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Agency Robot: Diversity</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shit Dad gives advice on Women's football game...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The DG stars in...an environmental emergency</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Meet Mike, the middle-aged ruler of the world</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CEO in the bubble does company vision</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Agency Robot: Technical Marketing Shut up and build us a pretty website.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nose picking across the ages Go on...pick your favourite!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shit Dad gives advice on the most important thing in life...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Agency Robot: Timesheets Would you like me to complete the rest of the week?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CEO in the bubble does ideation</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mike, Middle-aged ruler of the world</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CEO in the bubble does annual reviews</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shit Dad gives advice on the plight of refugees...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CEO in the bubble does team building</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The DG stars in...a real disruptive event</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Future Plastic is an FSC commission by the urban watercolourist @TomNewmanStreetArt. The commission was for two watercolours of Peckham in 2040, when the oil companies such as GAAC Corp (Growth At All Costs Corporation) have won their battle to make plastic accepted by society as a good thing, rather than the polluting evil we see it as today.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CEO in the bubble does sustainability</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Agency Robot: what does success look like How is that a successful project?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shit Dad gives advice on World War...</image:caption>
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